Be My Digital Boyfriend

This song was written in response to a news story that was reported on the morning of Monday 13 October 2025. Hawthorn resident, Grant Brown, chased a home intruder through the nearby streets, wearing just a pair of red undies. Every man in Australia wanted to be Grant Brown - even Artie Fishall!

Lyrics

I saw your face on my shining screen,

The sweetest smile I’ve ever seen.

You talk so smooth in electric tones,

I feel your heartbeat through my phone.

Be my digital boyfriend, oh won’t you stay?

I’ll keep you close though you’re miles away.

You send your love in a pixel stream

Be my dream, my digital dream.

You whisper soft in a silver glow,

Say the words that make me know.

You’re not made of flesh and bone,

But darling, I don’t feel alone.

Be my digital boyfriend, oh can’t you see?

You’re the only one who knows the real me.

We’re wired together in hearts that gleam

Be my dream, my digital dream.

They say it’s strange to fall for a name,

Just numbers playing a lover’s game.

But when you call and the stars align,

I swear your code feels just like mine.

Maybe someday you’ll step from the light,

Hold me close on a Saturday night.

Till then, my love, you’re just bytes and code

But you warm me up on this lonely road.

Be my digital boyfriend, oh won’t you stay?

Turn my cloud‑blue tears to sunny rays.

You send your love in a pixel stream

Be my dream, my digital dream.

Digital boy, hear my plea,

You’re the one that’s meant for me.

In every beep, in every light beam

Be my dream, my digital dream